The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit
here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible
Omggg what if we started a tumblr dreamscape to face the horrors of our subconscious together!
No but guys really we could all take turns hosting the dream it would be like an everlasting slumber party while we fight futilely against the violent machinations of our worst nightmares omg omg omg
My mom said this would NEVER work so help me prove a point: reblog if you would help me peel back the layers of our collective psyche and stand firm, teeth gritted, to challenge whatever crawls out
